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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] db2305 (-5000 points). In June I gave [livejournal.com profile] snowpuppies a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I put money in [livejournal.com profile] insight2's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I helped [livejournal.com profile] herself_nyc hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6181 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
sibilant

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